You Cant Make A Hungry Man Jump Peep Show - Embroidered Unisex Sweaters

🎬 “You Can’t Make a Hungry Man Jump” – Unisex Embroidered Sweater
Remember that moment when Mark balks at the bungee, yelling “I’m starving! It’s not fair. You can’t make a hungry man jump!”? That’s the one. Now you can wear it.

✨ Why you’ll love this:

• High-quality embroidery of the quote itself, bringing sitcom nostalgia into your wardrobe.

• Soft unisex fit — comfy for everyday wear, ideal for lounging or subtle statement making.

• Made in small batches in Belfast by your friends at Freebird Apparel — care, quality and a dash of humour included.

🖋️ Thread & colour detail:

• The default embroidery thread is designed for clarity on black base sweaters.

• If you choose any sweater colour other than black, the text will be stitched using black thread to ensure maximum readability and visual impact.

👕 How to wear it:

• With jeans and trainers when you’re feeling like quoting your favourite episode.

• Perfect for fans of Peep Show, gift-hunters, and anyone who believes a hungry man shouldn’t have to jump.

📏 Fit & Care:

• Unisex sizing: Pick your normal size for standard fit; size up for that cozy “Mark Corrigan stressed” energy.

• Machine wash cold, inside-out. Hang dry or tumble on low to preserve embroidery.

• Avoid ironing directly over the stitched text — we want that phrase crisp, not flattened.

📦 Shipping Info:
Designed & embroidered in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Orders typically dispatch within 1‒2 business days. Because a hungry man waiting is no good.

Ready to wear one of the most iconic lines in British sitcom history?
🛒 Click Add to Cart and show the world: you’re not jumping — you’re just quoting.