☕😬 “Too Anxious For Coffee” – Unisex Embroidered T-Shirt
When your mental-load spikes, your heart skips, and the only thing keeping you upright is the mug in your hand—this tee gets you.
✨ Why you’ll love it:
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Features bold embroidery of the phrase “Too Anxious For Coffee” — perfect for the “panic before my pistachio latte” club
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Soft, heavyweight unisex T-shirt made for real talk, real feels, and real caffeine dependency
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Ideal for coffee addicts, anxiety warriors, and anyone who secretly holds their breath until the first sip
👕 Style & pairing ideas:
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Pair with jeans + trainers for “yes I’m here, but do not approach until I’ve caffeinated” energy
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Layer under a jacket when you’re out but your inner thoughts are doing laps
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Great gift for the friend who’s always two espressos ahead and still nervous
📏 Fit & Care:
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Unisex sizing: Choose your usual size for a regular fit; size up for full “lowest possible social conditioning” mode
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Machine wash cold, inside-out. Hang dry or tumble low to protect the embroidery
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Avoid ironing directly over the stitched text — anxiety does not iron
📦 Shipping Info:
Designed + embroidered in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days — because your coffee-fuelled anxiety can’t wait.
Ready to wear your inner monologue loud and proud?
🛒 Click Add to Cart and let the tee admit what your mug already knows.
