⛪ “Christ Is Watching” – Unisex Sweater
Whether you’re scrolling questionable websites, eating meat on Fridays, or simply vibing… just remember: Christ is Watching.
This sweater turns one of Ned Flanders’ most iconic energy-moments into the perfect blend of wholesome + unhinged.
A little silly, a little righteous — extremely wearable.
✨ Why you’ll love it:
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Features the phrase “Christ Is Watching” in a classic Simpsons-inspired style
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Soft, cosy unisex sweater for believers, non-believers, and people who just think it’s funny
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Made in small batches in Belfast — because mass-produced judgement just hits different
🖨️ Print & colour notes:
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Design is printed using vinyl
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If you choose a sweater colour other than black, the design will automatically be printed in black vinyl for the greatest contrast + legibility ✅
😇 How to style it:
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Wear it to brunch with your sinners
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Pair it with jeans for casual moral superiority
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Perfect for Christmas, Easter, or any time you need to gently threaten your pals with divine oversight
📏 Fit & care:
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Unisex sizing → true to size for standard fit; size up for cosy “Jesus take the wheel” comfort
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Machine wash cold, inside-out; hang dry to keep the print fresh
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Avoid ironing directly over the vinyl — He hath warned you
📦 Shipping:
Printed + dispatched from Belfast, NI
Orders usually ship in 1–2 business days
✨ Ready to repent?
Or at least look like you might?
Click Add to Cart — Christ is watching… 👀
