Life Is Pain Au Chocolat - Embroidered Unisex Sweaters

🍫 “Life Is Pain Au Chocolat” – Embroidered Unisex Sweater
For those days when you really love chocolate but also… life.
Channel that bittersweet mood with this playful, tongue-in-cheek piece.

✨ Why you’ll love it:

• Features bold, embroidered text: “Life Is Pain Au Chocolat” — equal parts sass and sweet

• Soft, unisex fit — perfect for lounging, making chocolate (or eating it), or just embracing your mood

• Crafted in small batches in Belfast by Freebird Apparel — quality that sticks harder than melted chocolate

• 🎨 Style & pairing ideas:

  Makes a playful gift for chocoholics, gloom-glam lovers or anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously

📏 Fit & Care:

• Unisex sizing: Choose your usual size for standard fit; size up for extra roomy “eat all the chocolate” comfort

• Machine wash cold, inside-out. Hang dry or tumble on low to preserve the embroidery and your mood

• Avoid ironing directly on the stitched text — we want crispness, not creases

📦 Shipping Info:
Embroidered and dispatched from Belfast, Northern Ireland. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days — so your chocolate-mood sweater arrives fast.

Ready to express your love for chocolate and your existential moment?
🛒 Click Add to Cart and let your sweater say it all.