If You Can Read This You Are Too Close- Unisex Embroidered Tees
If You Can Read This You Are Too Close- Unisex Embroidered Tees
🧵 “If You Can Read This… You Are Too Close” – Unisex Embroidered Tee
Keep ’em at arm’s reach and your style game strong with this cheeky embroidered tee. Because social distancing never looked so good. 😎
✨ Why this tee is built for you
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🧶 High-quality embroidery — none of that flat print nonsense. The message stands tall (and stays bold).
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👕 Heavy-cotton unisex tee, available in multiple colours
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📍 Handmade/embroidered in Belfast by Freebird Apparel
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🚫 Statement tee that says: “If you’re here, you’re too close.” Clear boundaries, stylishly delivered.
📏 Fit & details
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Fit: True to size for a relaxed but not sloppy look; size up for “I’m going into isolation but still fashionable.”
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Colour options: Choose the one that fits your vibe
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Embroidery is clearly visible and sharp on all colour options.
🧼 Care instructions
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Wash cold (30°C) & inside-out to protect the thread.
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Hang dry if you can — helps the embroidery stay pristine.
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Avoid bleach & don’t iron directly on the embroidered text.
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Follow these and your tee will keep delivering the message loud and clear.
💥 Why you’ll want this tee
Because you love your personal space. You appreciate humour. You don’t need to shout to tell the world you need a little distance.
Perfect for:
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casual hangouts where someone always leans in too far
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giving your wardrobe a dose of playful attitude.
🛒 Ready to claim your bubble?
Add to cart 👉✨ and give your closet a socially-distant upgrade.
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Cutest shirt of the world :)
I have 4 hangry caterpillar sweatshirts now and just ordered a Mr Blobby one - the quality is fantastic and I get so many comments when I wear them.
Fantastic tshirt again! My favourite find ever! Thanks girl 🥰
My daughter loves this t-shirt
These t-shirts are so comfy and the embroidery is great quality and very detailed.
Cracking t-shirt. Good sizing, thick material so feels high quality and the embroidery is perfect.
No Finer T-Shirt has ever been produced, Tash very graciously customized this to fit my gender and I cannot thank her enough.
Quality of stitching and t shirt is top notch and im already deciding on my next purchase from her!
Good quality T-shirt and embroidery.
Awesome T Shirt. Had loads of compliments on it.
What a truly fabulous purchase 💕
Simply Fantastic, good fit, excellent quality material for the Shirt and the embroidery is first class!
Wouldn't hesitate (and I haven't) to recommend to my friends
Love the design, love the quality, will definitely be buying others 😁
Top notch patch loved by the recipient! Don’t hesitate, they’re awesome!
Top notch patch loved by the recipient! Don’t hesitate, they’re awesome!
Excellent quality tshirt generous sizing. Prompt delivery totally recommend
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