E.T Stay Home - Embroidered Unisex Sweaters

🛸 “E.T. Stay Home” – Embroidered Unisex Sweater for Introverts
“Phone home? No thanks—I’ll stay home.”
Perfect for anyone whose ideal conversation is with their couch, their cat, or the TV remote. This cozy sweater channels that introvert energy in the most stylish way possible.

✨ Why this sweater speaks to you:

• Features embroidered text: “E.T. Stay Home” — a cheeky nod to the 80s classic and your preferred social level.

• Ultra-soft unisex cut: made for staying in, lounging out, or turning down invites with flair.

• Crafted in small batches in Belfast by Freebird Apparel

🧵 Thread & colour note:

• The design uses white thread by default for crisp contrast.

• If you choose a sweater colour where white text would not show well, we’ll switch the text to black thread to ensure readability and keep it clean.

🎨 How to style it:

• Add a half-sarcastic “please knock before entering” expression for extra introvert points.

• Wear it on movie nights, pizza nights, or any night where your only plan is staying in.

📏 Fit & Care:

• Unisex sizing: true to size for standard fit; size up if you want extra room for blankets and hot drinks.

• Machine wash cold, inside-out. Hang or tumble low to preserve the embroidery.

• Avoid ironing directly over the embroidered text—let your messaging stay sharp.

📦 Shipping Info:
Embroidered in Belfast, Northern Ireland. Orders typically dispatch within 1–2 business days—so you can stay home sooner.

Ready to make an adorable introvert statement?
🛋️ Click Add to Cart and stay home