Disappearing Into Bushes - Unisex Embroidered T-shirt

🌿🐱 “Disappearing Into Bushes” – Unisex T-Shirt
For the moments when you’re done with human interaction and ready to become one with the foliage.
This tee is your wardrobe’s way of excusing you politely (ish) from life’s small talk.

✨ Why you’ll love it:

• Features a witty embroidered (or printed) design: someone — maybe a cat, maybe you — vanishing into bushes.

• Soft, comfortable unisex T-shirt made for layers, errands, or when you’re just avoiding people.

• Crafted in small batches by Freebird Apparel in Belfast — quality you can feel, even if you’re ready to fade out.

🥗 Style & pairing tips:

• Great for introverts, anti-small-talk rebels, or anyone who prefers shrubbery to socialising.

📏 Fit & Care:

• Unisex sizing: Choose your usual size for regular fit; size up for extra comfy “bush-camouflage” mode.

• Machine wash cold, inside-out. Hang dry or tumble on low to preserve the design.

• Avoid ironing directly over the print/embroidery — keep your vanishing act sharp.

📦 Shipping Info:
Printed + shipped from Belfast, Northern Ireland — orders usually dispatch within 1–2 business days.

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