Can I Borrow a Feeling? - Unisex Embroidered Sweaters

💛 Can I Borrow a Feeling? — Embroidered Unisex Sweater
Straight from the heartbreakingly earnest musical stylings of Kirk Van Houten (Milhouse’s dad, the undisputed king of tragic love ballads), this sweater lets you wear your feelings on your sleeve… literally. 🎶

Perfect for fans of The S!mpsons, romantic disasters, and anyone who appreciates the beauty of a man pouring his soul into a cassette tape.

✨ Why you’ll love it:

• Features an embroidered quote from Kirk’s iconic, deeply emotional banger: “Can I Borrow a Feeling?”

• Ultra-soft unisex sweater — emotional support clothing at its finest

• Made in small batches in Belfast 💛

• Ideal gift for S!mpsons lovers, heartbreak survivors, and people who enjoy a little self-aware cringe

🧵 Thread & colour details:

• Default embroidery uses white thread

• If you choose a sweater colour where white won’t show clearly, the text thread will switch to black for best contrast ✅
  (We want Kirk’s message heard loud and clear.)

🎤 Style it your way:

• Pair with jeans + a broken heart

• Wear it to karaoke for emotional advantage

• Throw it on while rewriting your own terrible song lyrics

📏 Fit & care:

• Unisex sizing: True to size for regular fit; size up for that “post-breakup comfort” vibe

• Machine wash cold, inside-out; air dry to protect embroidery

• Do not iron directly over the text (Kirk’s emotions are delicate)

📦 Shipping:
Embroidered + shipped from Belfast, Northern Ireland
Orders typically dispatch within 1–2 working days

If you too believe love can be captured with a rhyming dictionary…
💛 Add to Cart and let Kirk’s spirit guide you.

(Emotionally, not financially.)